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Xmas In Hell
01:36
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Well it's Xmas in Hell
yes it's Xmas in Hell
what's that awful smell?
it must be Xmas in Hell
Satan and his helpers
are busy burning toys
'cause it's Xmas in Hell
for all the naughty girls and boys
Nobody drink the egg nog
it's filled with Satan's spit
nobody touch the fruitcake
I think there's something wrong with it
I don't understand why I gotta spend Xmas in Hell
I've been really good this year
I've wished lots of people well
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Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama...
He blew chunks of turkey
all over the dancefloor
He blew chunks of turkey
all over the dancefloor
Rudolph was embarrassed
people slipped and fell
Rudolph was embarrassed
people slipped and fell
Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama...
He did shots of vodka
then some shots of rum
then some Pabst Blue Ribbon
then some Jägermeister
He did shots of vodka
then some shots of rum
then some Pabst Blue Ribbon
then some Jägermeister
Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama
Santa got drunk at Panorama...
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Christmas, 1970
00:56
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Poor ol' Santa
03:03
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My name is Santa Claus
come sit on my lap
tell me all the things you want
all that silly crap
You know I'm flyin all around the world
on Christmas night
and I'll try to bring you everything
to make you feel all right
My name is Santa Claus
and I've been in your house
you didn't even hear me
I was quiet as a mouse
You know I ate your Christmas cookies
and they weren't very good
if I were you I'd get a better cookbook
yes I would
I also used your toilet
sorry I didn't flush
I just didn't want to wake you up
and I was in kind of a rush
I guess I could have gone
on the sleigh
but I was out of TP
next time put it on your list
and I'll bring you some for free
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